Yesterday I found myself yet again in a Warsaw medical centre. At home I visit the doctor for flu shots and script renewals. In Warsaw I visit the doctor because I am actually diseased. At home I have to wait for an appointment. In Warsaw I walk straight in. At home, most visits to the doctor are speedy affairs: in Warsaw each visit involves a thorough going over. At home antibiotics are easily prescribed: in Warsaw they are prescribed with considerable caution. At home, my doctor speaks English: in Warsaw, it's an adventure finding an English-speaking doctor.
At least the experience is becoming more familiar. I know now that you pay before your consultation. That you knock on the door of the allocated room, rather than waiting for the doctor to call you. That an appointment time is flexible, and you often get in long before the designated time. That your visit results in the purchase of a pharmacopeia of symptom-treating, over-the-counter-medications. That no matter how much you beg for an antibiotic, you probably won't get one.
Yesterday's visit was organised by my Airbnb host, Jan, who not only found a practice with English-speaking doctors, but made the appointment, drove me there, and offered to stay with me. I booked in with an English speaking-receptionist, and went to Room 8. Then there was a glitch. My doctor didn't in fact speak English, and negotiating my health in French (her other language) was as impossible as negotiating it in Polish. So she took me back down to the receptionist who organised time with another doctor, whose English was wonderful. My appointment was for 10, and even with all this argy bargying, I was actually out of the centre, business completed, by 10. A quick trip to the Apteka and I had my nasal spray, cough suppressant, eye medication, and cough lollies. I have a script for antibiotics, to be filled on Monday if I'm no better.
Of course, merely visiting a doctor creates a cure. I am on the mend.